Jokes - Blondes [an error occurred while processing this directive] Blondes in Parking Lot Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger... The Blonde and the Handgun A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun... Blonde Kidnapper A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom... Blonde Flying to New York On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to... The Blonde and the Coke Machine A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke... Blonde One-Liners What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios? Oh look, little donut seeds... She Was So Blonde - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"... Blonde trys to buy a TV A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a TV. After a few minutes... Blonde Sells Car A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling... The Blonde & the Headphones A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on and asked the hairdresser for a haircut... Blonde - Prison Break A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were... Tracks In The Woods Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon a set of tracks... State Capitals Are: A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her... Elderly Blonde Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde... Blonde One-Liners (II) Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

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