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Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK: When your by yourself and uninhibently twist your
forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the
best part is there is no limit.
CAMOUFLAGED KIDDIE PICK: When in the presence of other people, you wrap
forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.
FAKE NOSE SCRATCH: When you make believe you've got an itch but your
really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
MAKING A MEAL OUT OF IT: You do it so furiously, and for so long your
probably entitled to dessert.
SURPRISE PICKINGS: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling
out of your nose and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.
AUTOPICK: The kind you do in a car when no ones looking.
PICK YOUR BRAINS: Done in private this is the one where your finger goes
in so far it passes the septum.
PICK AND SAVE: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks
away, and than you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.
PICK AND ROLL: No explanation needed.
PICK AND FLICK: Ditto.
PICK AND STICK: You wanted it to be a "PICK AND FLICK" but it stubbornly
clings to your fingertip.
PAYDIRT: The kind when you remove a piece of snot so big it improves your
breathing by 90%.
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