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Jokes - Lists"Kids" Little Instructions on Life." 1. "Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching." -Andrew, Age 9... You May No Longer Be Cool If... 1. You find yourself listening to talk radio... Things Adults Learn From Kids: - There is no such thing as child-proofing your house... Ways to Annoy Your Neighbors in Public Restrooms - Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter... Different People You Meet In The Mens Bathroom Excitable : Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts... The Poopie List GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet... Rules Of The Road The female passenger will have to pee every 50 miles, no matter how fast you drive... Types of Farters DISHONEST FARTERS They who fart and then blame the dog... Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work They told me at the blood bank that this might happen... Nose Picking Glossary THE KIDDIE PICK: When your by yourself and uninhibently twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is there is no limit... Useless Inventions 1. Non stick Cellotape... The Laws of Work If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights... Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid A few crumbs short of a crouton. The Top 10 Ways to Annoy People 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper. You Might Be A College Student If you average 3 hours of sleep a night |
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