"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."|
- Lily Tomlin
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President
"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter
"We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
-Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst
"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"If it weren't for the last minute, alot of things wouldn't get done"
-Michael S. Traylor
"The nice thing about meditation
is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
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