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"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
- Lily Tomlin

"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
-Tom Lehrer

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President

"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter

"We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."
-Parish Magazine

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle

"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
-Dan Quayle

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-Anon

"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
-Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
-Dan Quayle

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-Dan Quayle

"If it weren't for the last minute, alot of things wouldn't get done"
-Michael S. Traylor

"The nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
-Paul Dean



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