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"Funny Quotes"
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
- Lily Tomlin
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
-Tom Lehrer
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President
"Please provide the date of your death."
-from an IRS letter
"We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."
-Parish Magazine
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."
-Dan Quayle
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
-Anon
"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
-Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst
"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
-Dan Quayle
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-Dan Quayle
"If it weren't for the last minute, alot of things wouldn't get done"
-Michael S. Traylor
"The nice thing about meditation
is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
-Paul Dean
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